Taylor Swift continues to trademark inane child-like lyrics from her hit songs to the benefit of moving licensed merchandise with the phrases. It makes no sense unless your fifteen and your parents think buying you useless crap will make... READ MORE

Chelsea Manning, the former Private Bradley Manning who kicked off WikiLeaks with a 750,000 page dump of secure documents involving America’s war in Iraq and Afghanistan, is running for Senate. The nation has seen many war heroes run for... READ MORE

It’s hard these days to separate old drunk Irishmen from patriarchal powerful systemic abusers. They talk the same. Chris Matthews says lots of stupid shit, not because he’s an unintelligent man, but because he’s miked half his like, he... READ MORE

Athletes are often asked to comment on outside-of-sports matters to which they have no educational background or intellectual curiosity. It never goes well. It shouldn’t. Dumb models practice fake answers to grown up questions in pageants and they still... READ MORE

  This week’s Mr. Skin Minute is a tribute to the winners! This year, three actresses were awarded Golden Globes for roles in which they went nude, which is a win-win for Mr. Skin! Nicole Kidman took home Best Actress in a Limited... READ MORE

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute turns things over to the viewers with their picks for the Best Breasts of 2017. I won’t spoil the list, but I will say that Emily Meade made one heck of an impression on our viewers with her... READ MORE

You never know what will happen on an Welcome to the Celebrity Big Brother House episode of the British show. Other than the fact there won’t be any actual celebrities. Also, the house may merely be a sound stage.... READ MORE

The Fall of the Roman Empire took an excruciatingly long number of tiresome pages to explain. The fall of Western civilization can be more tersely attributed to an interview of Danielle Bregoli criticizing Logan Paul for his dead Japanese... READ MORE

Spears now fades back into her life of suburban motherhood and dating questionable men her handlers convince her are refreshingly nice guys during their nightly upload into the chip implanted in her forebrain.

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In a gratuitous gesture of filmed charity, rapper T.I. marched into an Atlanta area Target on Christmas Eve and threw twenty grand at "all the single moms" to help pay for their shopping.

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