Because the world needs more AARP members in rock and roll cover bands, Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry, Alice Cooper, and Johnny Depp sans lesbian wife formed The Hollywood Vampires to go on national tour in search of decent cocaine.... READ MORE

At any given time the Willis sisters are triple booked with projects, none of which are paid or have more than eleven viewers not including their mom blinking on nitrous. Rumer caught her break with Dancing with the Stars... READ MORE

Reveling in their independence from the rest of Europe, a bunch of overweight English people launched headlong into a stupid crowd sourced art installation that only the French could love. Maybe just go back now. Your parents left you... READ MORE

For a double mastectomy alum, Angelina Jolie has some pretty nice knockers. She cries when you touch them. Work past that. Any reasonably psychiatrist would tell you the same. Jolie made the brave decision to appear topless in the... READ MORE

A guy who's spent twenty-seven years musing the Q in LGBTQ is going to kill the humping game once he's let loose. Wilson's brand new bride Ciara took to Snapchat to verify the marriage had been consummated and it... READ MORE

The U.S. Presidency ages a man at many times normal years. Nothing compared to being a reality TV fame whore. Courtney Stodden is running a reverse Ben Button. She's twenty-one. She looks like a Russian gulag forty-five. READ MORE

Azealia Banks bleached her skin lighter. Banks is a racist and a homophobe and nearly impossible to like, but she was easy to admire in her laser-like focus of racial rage. Malcolm X was probably annoying as fuck on... READ MORE

Rihanna's concert performance involves a suspended glass walkway she crawls back and forth across in ass-less chaps over the crowd. Your basic strip show main stage with higher production cost. At various ports of call, Drake shows up to... READ MORE

John Cena filmed a national Ad Council PSA for release on the 4th of July that called everybody a bigot. Not everybody, just white people with working legs. Sort of a bummer message. You're not a patriot because you... READ MORE

If you've ever been to a Vegas show and buy into a spur of the moment decision by the entertainer to bring a seemingly unaware volunteer up on stage, you're being duped. On the same level as the girl... READ MORE