After Lindsay Lohan deleted all her hooker bitch Russian whore cheating motherfucker posts from social media, she tipped back a couple or three more gimlets and waited for her boyfriend to arrive back at the flat. The Who's Afraid... READ MORE

Selena Gomez has something on her mind. It's been stewing while she put words to her thoughts. It's like watching Russians try to karaoke Blinded by the Light. Gomez welled up with tears in Jakarta as she spoke to... READ MORE

In the future that started ten years ago, people will be judged entirely by dumb shit they film themselves doing. Social media is one large stupidity test. Case in point, Aldon Smith. The talented NFL linebacker is set to... READ MORE

The only thing creepier than having a dude sneak up on a woman at a gym and film her ass crack is for that same woman to order her intern to do the same. The Jason Voorhees eye view... READ MORE

Nobody fucks with Taylor Swift. Kim Kardashian fucks with everybody. This is the battle earth has been waiting for since Xenu launched his first volcano burial business. READ MORE

Who knows shit like Lisa Bonet hasn't been naked on camera in twenty-two years? Mr. Skin does. He knows that cold like you know Bulgarian Olympic weight lifting records. Everybody's got their thing. His is cooler than yours. Bonet's... READ MORE

Creepy used car salesman Ted Cruz and his prolific forehead grease used his RNC speech to further his own agenda and did not endorse Trump, as is the entire point of giving a speech at the RNC. Cruz is... READ MORE

In the future, everybody will have fifteen episodes on basic channel. Amber Rose's notable accomplishments include fucking Kanye West and Wiz Khalifa. More than some, less than others. READ MORE

The original Ghostbusters contained sexual innuendo and bare breast enough to make you feel like you were watching a film for grownups. Reboots are socially re-tooled crap and they ripped out all the nudity. Are we going forward or... READ MORE

Fat actress Mo'Nique went on the show The Preachers with her husband to talk about how they openly fuck other people. You weren't expecting that when you tuned into The Preachers. Though yes for every single other TV show... READ MORE