At least half of the Mr. Skin segments begin with this piece of hot actress doesn't show shit in this new major motion picture but here she is flashing her tits in some indie movie you never saw. READ MORE

Sasha Grey has been busy since retiring from porn reportedly due to a massive case of anal warts. That could just be a rumor, but it would also be the kind that makes sense. Grey had cornered the market... READ MORE

Cory Feldman is well on his way to becoming the next Charlie Sheen. Yes, including the AIDS. He has a sex harem of weird whores and is clearly having a very public mental breakdown READ MORE

If you had Bruce Jenner in the cum pool of Kardashians the rapper The Game claims to have fucked, you lost. I just tore up my brackets. The Game recently sent people who didn't know The Kardashians were a... READ MORE

Among the many categories of tiny people you don't want to mess with, ballerinas. Broken women with broken feet and mentally disturbed mothers. They take their craft and the price they paid to achieve standing effortlessly on their fractured... READ MORE

It's nearly impossible to see bare tits any more in major motion pictures. There's probably a profound and complex reason behind the Burqa-zation of modern theatrical fair, but just assume the basis is something hypocritical, senseless, and unfounded. READ MORE

In between intermittently crying and applauding Dax Shepard's restraint from ingesting cocaine and whiskey, Kristen Bell works herself into a fevered pitch over simplistic gender equity memes that lack statistical substantiation. READ MORE

ABC hit the jackpot with Dancing with the Stars where they get to pay next to nothing in Hollywood terms for D-list celebrities to bedazzle their bodies and foxtrot with heavily made-up midgets who were not attractive enough to... READ MORE

Hillary Clinton doesn't look so good. Her partisan faithful are spinning her latest bit of fainting to the ground as the sign of her devotion, but it's unclear who's buying except for her partisan faithful. They also believe she... READ MORE

Sometimes you look at women in Hollywood and think, how badly will I get arrested if I'm looking at topless photos of you from 23 years ago? That's a trick of the trade. They're older than you think. READ MORE