Nothing culls the herd quite like good Christians trampling the shit out of each other to get thirty dollars off a Playstation. READ MORE

Hollywood is beyond pissed that Hillary Clinton is not coronating into the White House in January. It's deep and furious and building up pressure like a toilet jammed with the used tampons of glass ceiling victims. READ MORE

Because the rise of gender equality has meant, above all else, a massive scrubbing of all hetero naked chicks in mainstream media, the premium cable outlets continue to make a killing by doubling down on bare titty. For every... READ MORE

Every few months Iggy Azalea comes out and admits another part on her body isn't entirely natural. That's no way to win back your reputation. Or the men who imagined fucking you from behind while watching the ballgame and... READ MORE

Internet memes thrive when they provide for two prerequisites: tits and a very low barrier to entry. Much life like itself. The new craze for people seeking attention online is the mannequin challenge. READ MORE

People who don't want their failed run of unintelligent politically correct epitaphs to end merely because the election is over are now criticizng the casting of Scarlet Johansson in the lead role of naked chick in the Japanese classic... READ MORE

Portland Trailblazers star guard rather politely told all the anti-Trump protesting baristas in the streets of Portland to maybe take it down a few notches. READ MORE

Trump or Clinton, doesn't matter. The corporate bifurcation of media into either G or XXX continues on with publicly consumed entertainment cleansed of anything sexual and premium and pay content turning into porn with big production budgets. READ MORE

Due to the emasculation of mainstream American society, and the complementary reduction in sexuality displayed on broadcast channels, premium cable is picking up the slack by merely going porn. READ MORE

Mariah Carey is avoiding the depression of her engagement break by funneling her energy back into her work. Largely pretending her pipes are still functioning behind that massive wall of complicated chest procedures. READ MORE