Every discussion about David Hasselhoff must begin and end with his vision that a television show featuring hot chicks in low cut swimsuits running in slow motion on the beach would be universally watched.

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In they're never ending attempt to suck up to their lethargic female audience, Buzzfeed staged a lingerie fashion show for women who wouldn't otherwise ever make the shallow, artificial, and unreal standards of Victoria's Secret. Put the word "empowerment"... READ MORE

People accept road warning signs like they came etched in tablets down from Sinai. Yet they treat overtly obvious signs that they're about to enter into marriage with the wrong person as a certain misread on their part. No... READ MORE

This Love Advent calendar production program isn't that complicated. You pick a kitschy song and dance around in your panties with your tits on the edge of falling out of your bra. Somehow Kim Kardashian fucked hers up. READ MORE

Wake up. Arrange your tits into some semblance of barely covered. Ask your driver where he's taking you that evening. Or don't. We all had relatively uncomplicated jobs at nineteen. When Kylie Jenner gets older they'll trust her with... READ MORE

You can't mention the word gender equality without thinking about how Procter & Gamble cons women into buying a ton of household and beauty products largely soap and water. READ MORE

The end of the year is the time all media outlets love to serve up lists. They also love lists throughout the entire year. Much of digital journalism at this point is lists. READ MORE

Men love porn. Women love shit that is exactly the same as porn but has more socially acceptable names. Like outlet shopping or mocha anything. READ MORE

It's a tough spot to be a titty model pro-Hillary feminist these days. Like being an anti-roids professional wrestler or a politician who still fucks his own wife. Emily Ratajkowski makes her bones by way of a truly noteoworthy... READ MORE

PETA has become the last refuge of blond chicks with enormous tits and tiny prospects. Professional wrestling has literally outgrown them. It's unclear what if any progress PETA has made in improving the lives of animals, but if women... READ MORE