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The Real Housewives of ISIS Might Move the Needle (VIDEO)

January 6, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

A BBC comedy skit show called Revolting created a spoof reality show series The Real Housewives of ISIS. It's funny, sharp, and politically incorrect. Therefore, being criticized by many as insensitive and offensive. READ MORE

Toddler Rescue Video Probably Fake (VIDEO)

January 5, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Some guy named Ricky Shoff posted a Facebook video of his toddler son saving his twin brother who was pinned under a dresser, presumably while the parents were in the next room. What awful parents. Did you not hear... READ MORE

Hannah Ferguson Still Christmas (VIDEO)

January 4, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Love magazine continued distributing the Christmas videos of half naked models because January rolled around and they realized they had forgotten to come up with anything else. READ MORE

Azealia Banks Sandblasting Up the Chicken Blood (VIDEO)

January 2, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The white patriarchy spends a good deal of its unlimited resources subverting Azealia Banks otherwise positive intentions. In her free moments, unshackled from racism, Banks likes to ritualistically slaughter chickens in her apartment. READ MORE

Don Lemon Pierced (VIDEO)

January 2, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Remember making the dumb friendless kid eat worms or throw snowballs at the principal? That's when bullying was more commonly referred to as standard fourth grade behavior. READ MORE

Mariah Carey Shits The Bed (VIDEO)

January 2, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Human disaster Mariah Carey gave a really shitty performance on Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve, because when you think of rock 'n' roll you picture Mariah Carey and her twink friendly schlock. In many ways, Dick Clark is... READ MORE

Ray McDonald Video Inconclusive (VIDEO)

December 29, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Former niners defensive end Ray McDonald is a free agent. Permanently. So are you, someone might pick you up. Declare for the draft, what can it hurt? McDonald and his baby mama got into an argument a few months... READ MORE

Kate Beckinsale Shimmies

December 28, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are certain signs that a woman won't be single for very long. Kate Beckinsale's second husband left her for a younger woman who looks a ton like her only without any botox or vaginoplasty yet. READ MORE

Ashley Graham Might Be the Big Finish (VIDEO)

December 27, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Not sure how long the Advent lasts in the world of plus sized women models, but they're still cranking out these videos. Ashley Graham in a tight corset is no way to get Jesus hankering for a comeback. READ MORE

Avril Lavigne Pegs Zuckerberg

December 26, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When you're worth fifty billion, consider hiring a professional give your material a once over before taking the stage. Zuckerberg did a selfie-promo for Jarvis, the new A.I. technology from Facebook that will speak extremely eloquently while secretly selling... READ MORE

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