March 27, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
It was never clear what Jon Gosselin was doing to pay the rent after being booted by his baby mama and reality show in one fell swoop. Kate Gosselin was clearly the brains behind the child slave auction to... READ MORE
March 24, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Chrissy Teigen used to be a fun drunk. That's how she made her bones. Posting ripped on Twitter after midnight and posting stupid shit. The kids call it speaking truth to power.
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March 23, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Andy Warhol had that quip about everybody being world famous for fifteen minutes in the future. With the onset of the social media age, it's now a half season order of reality shows.
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March 23, 2017 |
celebrity |
Robert Paulsen|
Many people are labeled futurists, but Chuck Barris was one of the only legitimate futurists we've ever known. He had a keen ability to tap into people's basest desires and turn it into entertainment. Now he's dead. He saw... READ MORE
March 20, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
A manager for Korean female pop group SixBomb spent a hundred grand in plastic surgery to make the four band members look even more like big breasted skinny twelve year old schoolgirls. It's only gross if you ask her... READ MORE
March 16, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Brawny paper towels wants to remind you of the groundbreaking women in American History. The greats like Harriet Tubman, Amelia Earhart, Susan B. Anthony, Marie Curie, and Serena Williams. Not necessarily in that order.
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March 15, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Feminist salaries start out at zero and if you keep your nose to the patriarchal grindstone, in a few years you could also be making zero. That's no way to pay for your Prada bags and Meat Packing District... READ MORE
March 14, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
You don't have to be a people person for Usher to find you, dispense throat babies, and turn you into a junior teen pop star. Justin Bieber's identifiable skills are being cute and playing some guitar. Being a selfless... READ MORE