A man wearing a Kansas City Royals jersey at Kauffman Stadium punched the shit out of a woman. This isn't the soft jab of someone who wants to teach a bitch a lesson. He wanted her dead.

Kirsten Dunst and Rashida Jones are the unlikely but welcomed pairing in the new Calvin Klein Underwear ad shot by Sofia Coppola. Dunst is as fuckable as ever. Coppola sexed up Dunst in The Virgin Suicides. Dunst then flashed some... READ MORE

Julia Roberts has been named the “World’s Most Beautiful Woman” by People Magazine for a record fifth time. This is the same publication that claims Mama June is a size four and Katy Perry and Russell Brand couldn't be... READ MORE

The Coachella Festival annually generates a hundred million dollars in ticket sales alone. Any attempt at mocking the desert pop music festival will be met rightfully by 'scoreboard'.

Finding someone to contest Charlize Theron's hotness would be a challenge. The 41-year-old lends her bangable looks to this weekend's The Fate of the Furious. Those seeking to avoid a theater filled with 13-year-old boys and future... READ MORE

Women's pro sports will never be financially viable because women don't watch sports and men don't watch women play sports. It's a combination of female athletes being comparable second rate and demanding that men pretend the opposite. 

An SNL sketch from last week featured Louis CK ordering a clown to perform for him on his birthday, with an audience of one. It's a very funny premise, it just turns out it's funny enough that someone already... READ MORE

Win a beauty pageant. Appear on dating reality show. Blow a dude on the show. Be stripped of your pageant title. Launch a bikini line. College isn't for everyone.

The guy forcibly removed from a United Airlines flight for refusing to get off the plane is basically a real life Keyser Soze, or at least one of the most interesting men in the world. Dr David Dao reportedly... READ MORE

Ludacris made a raunchy video where he plays out a bunch of medical fantasies on ass models, essentially the inner thoughts of a serial killer. The video purports to be about the pitfalls of superficiality. It's mostly about how... READ MORE