To fill in the summer gap where her gay Decathlete dad's show used to run, Kylie Jenner's receiving her own vacation time series on E!, where if it ain't Kardashian, it ain't making money.

The biggest obstacle to connecting women and science is their reliance on random uncertified women with friendly faces as their primary source of medical and lifestyle advice. That or Facebook alarmist news story shares. 

Imagine a steep slide with zero friction and no handrails. At the bottom is full Nick Nolte crazy. Conrad Hilton is flying down the slide halfway to Nolte.

Skittles asks audiences to taste the rainbow with a new Mother's Day ad. But all people are tasting is pre-vomit wet burps. The spot features a mother and her grown son attached with an adult-sized umbilical cord. 

Sophie Turner, most famous for portraying Sansa Stark on Game of Thrones, didn't use the N-word in a new video circulating the Internet. According to Turner. According to reality, she didn't either. But the media needs for rich white celebrities... READ MORE

Not every young chick singer came up through the Disney ranks with repulsive stage parents but tutors and nannies and a six-figure annual TV deal. Kehlani Parrish came from Oakland.

Conrad Hilton is obsessed with his ex girlfriend in a creepy stalker kind of way, like he probably goes through her trash and has mentioned her multiple times in a suicide letter that sits unfinished in his drafts folder.

When testing out a new shark proof snorkel cage, a cam girl makes perfect sense. Lively, entertaining, quick on her feet in response to Russ47 from Cliffside who loves black dildos. 

MTV kicked off the evening long homage to inclusiveness by declaring their best actor award non-gender specific, nominating both male and female movie stars with appropriate diversity bona fides. It was a spectacular moment in social progress. 

Montana Fishburne may have peaked during her brief paid porn era. Right about the time Laurence Fishburne did a reverse paternity test and lowered his head into his hands.