This week's Mr. Skin Minute has the Baywatch movie in its sights!

Ashley Graham brought the girth of her knowledge on fat women wearing heels to the Steve Harvey audience of giggling obese women. The short answer is, you can't raise dump trucks up on blocks.

Baywatch has finally hit theaters after forty-five years of hype. Critics are calling it a rollicking good time for those who like to watch dog turds turn white.

Miley Cyrus has re-launched herself for the seventh time. Each launch generates tons of negative comments from the general public followed by tens of millions of dollars into the Miley Cyrus Foundation for a Kick Ass Life. 

Nicki Minaj took to Instagram to casually drop in a series of publicized photo posts that she's been financially supporting a village in India for the past couple of years. Minaj is so humble, nobody even know about it. 

Not everybody is happy with Alyssa Arce posting a video of herself naked in the shower. Ninety-percent of her Instagram audience are dudes looking to tug one out. Veiled nudity can be a hinderance to a copious sock ejaculate.

See the Alien: Covenant star go from Ripley to Strip-ley!

Ambitious people strive to be the greatest at something. LaVar Ball is closing in on the worst helicopter sports dad ever. Barring a debilitating aneurism or IRS incarceration, he's taking home that honor.

God is good. God is great. Let us thank him for this video of Kendall Jenner busting her ass while cruising around a vineyard on a bicycle. Let us also thank him for sexy water buffalo Khloé Kardashian, who... READ MORE

The Miss USA pageant took place without anybody noticing. Miss District of Columbia won. Not surprisingly, she's a government employee. More surprisingly, she's a scientist with the Nuclear Regulatory Commission.