Transitioning Joker Brandi Glanville isn't done huffing LeAnn Rimes fame contrails yet. The battle of celebrity parasitics began when Rimes cheated with Glanville's then husband Eddie Cibrian in 2010, while Rimes was still married to Dean Sheremet.

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God accidentally gifted Mark Wahlberg a brilliant Hollywood career, then had to grant similar blessings randomly to a few more not particularly skilled actors or unusually attractive people to cover his tracks. 

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  Note to future political candidates with crappy foresight: don’t ask Lena Dunham for her endorsement. If she offers it up unilaterally, treat it as you would her making an offer of sexual intercourse. Cover yourself in a prophylactic... READ MORE

A celebrity faux pas occurred on the red carpet of some self-important Hollywood red carpet event when Jerry Seinfeld refused a random hug from a scary fat blond fan who turned out to be Kesha.

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Kris Jenner has a PhD in the manipulation of the human celery stalks comprising her family's fan base. She can spin an embarrassing loss into a win with legendary agility.

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Usher was unable to make it to One Love Manchester this weekend due to his kid's diabetes summer camp drop off. A kid with diabetes. The parent did something wrong. 

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Britney Spears' puppeteers are getting more sophisticated with their maneuvers. They can even make her touch her toes and run on a treadmill. The 2017 Spears has officially graduated from the zombie stumbling around on stage with baby food... READ MORE

The Cinderella star loses more than just a glass slipper!

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UV victim Gwyneth Paltrow shares her harrowing experiences with fortune and fame in the latest issue of The Edit. The sixty-four-year-old isn't apologizing for the fact that most of the world wants to stuff her full of rose quartz vagina stones and throw her... READ MORE

Katy Perry's ultra-progressive appearances with hip-hop group Migos and a gaggle of drag queens on SNL was marred by rumors that Migos refused to perform with the queens. Not as comfortable as Perry with exploiting a marginalized group to... READ MORE