Hollywood celebrities have come to discover large amounts of corruption in national politics, on or about November 9th of last year. Prior to that, Goldman Sachs and Chevron were doing the right thing with their PAC and speech money.... READ MORE

The classic ethical dilemma where you have to steer the train left and take out disturbing silicone injected social media attention whores or guide the train right and decapitate some JuCo guy named Dylan who loves Hitler t-shirts. The... READ MORE

It's a no-win situation for inner city athletes and entertainers who make it super fucking big. Either they ditch their old hoodlum milieus and they're called sell outs. Or they spend their down time with the Crips and wind... READ MORE

Britney Spears stage show at PlanetHollywood answers the age old question, what is there for a middling gay dude or visiting Chinese housewife to do in Vegas for under four hundred dollars. 

It's hard poking fun at people with a real mental illness. But I'm going to try my best.

My conviction that Hadid is an early prototype Japanese sex robot discarded for being just the worst is wavering after seeing her fall on her ass while leaving Cipriani in New York City. The supermodel sensation trips up on her... READ MORE

This week, Mr. Skin's getting jiggly with it!

Olga Pronina dubbed herself the world's sexiest motorcyclist. The field is not immense. Good looking women tend not to want to chance cement burning their face like ground beef across the pavement. 

Anyone wondering how a fading star with no one to say "no" to dresses will be excited to see Gaga's costumes from the Joanne World Tour. Her rebranded ironic New Yorker country trash lite look of recent has made way for... READ MORE

The caption on Teigen's tweet - "period skin. so mad." - is moving enough to squeeze out another day from her fear-based suicidal followers. Lena Dunham's feminist body-owning comes in the form of a FUPA-friendly taint on HBO. But women... READ MORE