59. HAYLIE DUFF – got huge implants. Was this really one of the biggest stories of the year? Probably not, no, I just really like girls with big tits. (April 1st) 58. INCEPTION – has a striking number of... READ MORE

69. FIFTY CENT – lost 54 pounds, going from 214 to 160, to play a football player with cancer in a movie. I bet Jerrod Johnson wishes he had cancer. LSU is gonna beat the shit out of that... READ MORE

79. KE$HA – wore a bikini, despite looking like this in a bikini. Serious question: if you were forced to choose one, would you have sex with Ke$ha, or Megan Fox 1 hour after she died. Be honest. You’re... READ MORE

89. SANDRA BULLOCK – was the center of 3 huge stories this year, one of which was adopting the most menacing baby on earth. His first words were, “sup my nigga?”, followed by a fist bump. (April 28th) 88.... READ MORE

100. BROOKLYN DECKER – did a cartwheel in a bikini. Holy shit, this is number 100? Wow is this list gonna go down hill fast. (May 12th, May 13th, May 12th, May 11th) 99. HEIDI MONTAG – got DDD... READ MORE