July 21, 2015 |
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matt-ralston|
Persistent rumors indicate Tom Cruise is thinking about leaving the Church of Scientology, at which point we can stop discussing whether or not he is gay because they will purchase a two hour block of prime time to air his...
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April 7, 2015 |
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Reports coming out of dead-eyed Katie Holmes’ camp claim that demented dwarf Tom Cruise hasn’t seen his daughter Suri in over a year. Since he owns his own plane, a couple helicopters, and four rickshaw boys from the Canton...
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January 27, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
A new documentary called Going Clear is being roundly applauded at the Sundance Film Festival which likely means it’s cloying and unwatchable. It spills a bunch of beans about Scientology like how they abuse children and subvert labor laws...
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May 16, 2014 |
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Emily Blunt was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night to promote her new film Edge of Tomorrow, which stars Tom Cruise, and she told a story about how Tom was so eager to be a part of...
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December 24, 2013 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Tom Cruise had been suing Life & Style magazine for $50 million for claiming he abandoned Suri after his divorce from Katie Holmes. The magazine had based their accusation on the fact that Tom disappeared for some number of...
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August 30, 2013 |
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While Tom Cruise was married to Nicole Kidman, they adopted two children (possibly because he found it difficult to get her pregnant through having sex with men), and one of those kids was a boy named Connor Cruise. Now...
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April 4, 2013 |
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Last year, while he was filming his new sci-fi movie Oblivion, Tom Cruise was in the middle of his divorce from Katie Holmes. But he needed people to remember that no matter what happened with this, his third divorce,...
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January 17, 2013 |
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VICTOR GARBER – of ‘Argo’, ‘Titanic’, ‘Alias’, etc., has come out and said he’s gay. And good for him. No one should ever hide or be ashamed of the person they date, unless that person is from Alabama. (greg...
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December 11, 2012 |
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‘Oblivion’ is set on earth 60 years after a cataclysmic attack, and if we had Wall-E technology it was destroyed because now Tom Cruise has to do that job. He and some girl are all that’s left, and she...
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October 18, 2012 |
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This first full trailer for ‘Jack Reacher’ is a little underwhelming, and it really should have kept the name ‘One Shot‘, but it’s directed by the great Christopher McQuarrie and produced by Skydance, which is as close as you...
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