I'm convinced most attendees that annually attend high-end fashion shows have never been anywhere near a Harlem strip club. That can be the only way Teyona Taylor keeps grabbing headlines with her "daring dance moves."

Like oversized sunglasses on a butter-face or a guys with small dicks working out topless. Crutches exist for a reason. It's easy to lament magazine airbrushing. It's less easy to admit you want it back pronto.