I really wish Ted Cruz would stand his ground on his preferred porn categories. He immediately backpedalled and blamed a staffer for the incident. But that's not how twitter works. You have to be within the vicinity of filth... READ MORE

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, we try to restrain our collective erections at the thought of a young Ruth Bader Ginsburg bio-pic, consider how Fashion Week is a dolled up version of... READ MORE

Creepy used car salesman Ted Cruz and his prolific forehead grease used his RNC speech to further his own agenda and did not endorse Trump, as is the entire point of giving a speech at the RNC. Cruz is... READ MORE

Searcy Hayes rocketed to fame the old fashioned way, resembling an obese version of Ted Cruz in drag. Hayes took a Papa John’s gift certificate booklet to appear on the Maury Povich Show and confront her boyfriend with paternity... READ MORE

CNN created the Town Hall forum this Presidential election cycle so you could spend a ton of time getting to know each candidate one-on-one. Who the fuck asked for that? They’re horribly boring weird-eared fucks with buried rage. Please give us... READ MORE

The National Enquirer is reporting and or just making up that Ted Cruz banged five women not his wife. Immediately below that headline in the same copy Blake Shelton is banging nine women not Gwen Stefani which snuffs their... READ MORE

Ted Cruz rolled rapidly into South Carolina with a series of honed and crafted attack ads on his fellow Republican candidates. All these smiling clams run negative ads for the sole reason that they tend to be effective on the... READ MORE