March 4, 2014 |
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There were no Oscar parties for Shia LaBeouf this weekend, as the most annoying asshole in show business continued his surprisingly normal trend of dressing like a lower class loser and buying stuff from random convenience stores. There’s a...
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February 19, 2014 |
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Shia LaBeouf continued the “Dress like an asshole” phase of his so-called artistic campaign of stealing everything from everybody by once again hiking up his hobo pants and slapping on a pair of UGGs for a trip to the...
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February 18, 2014 |
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Proving that he can’t sit in a room with a bag on his head, acting like a childish shithead with no sense of responsibility or respect for his peers, all day and every day, Shia LaBeouf and his girlfriend...
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February 13, 2014 |
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Shia LaBeouf continued his reign of terror on the art world with a one man show at an LA gallery called #Iamsorry. The scrunchy-faced Pekingese set up shop in the Cohen gallery in Los Angeles in a performance art...
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February 11, 2014 |
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Shia LaBeouf wore a bag on his head, walked out of a press conference, and generally acted like a chode at the Berlin Film Festival. He was there to promote the glorified porno Nymphomaniac, directed by sieg heiling pervert...
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January 24, 2014 |
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Shia Labeouf is now claiming that his bizarre behavior and rampant plagiarism was all just digital performance art. The pekingese-faced star of Transformers revealed that it was all meant as a commentary on art in the age of Twitter...
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January 17, 2014 |
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When people hate you in America, you go to England. Madonna went. So did Gwyneth Paltrow. I think Nixon went there, though I could be thinking of China. Shia LaBeouf went to London, got drunk, and picked a fight...
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January 16, 2014 |
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Shia LaBeouf came out of “retirement” to address a joke Jim Carrey made at the Golden Globes. On Sunday’s broadcast the formerly funny Carrey mocked Shia’s plagiarism scandal by saying, “Dying is easy. Comedy is hard… I believe it was...
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January 11, 2014 |
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Noted original thinker Shia Labeouf is threatening to quit public life after being accused of plagiarism. It all started when the shit nugget was caught taking credit for a story written by Dan Clowes. He then apologized by sky...
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January 9, 2014 |
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Shia LaBeouf has received a cease and desist letter from comic book artist Daniel Clowes after he ONCE AGAIN attempted to steal his shit. This bag of douche posted storyboards from his next project Daniel Boring. The problem is...
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