Despite the fact that she’s 26 and he’s 50, and that it’s creepy, Scarlett Johansson really is dating Sean Penn apparently. Last week they went off to Mexico for a day, and this week they had dinner at Chateau... READ MORE

SCARLETT JOHANSSON – is 26, and she’s “smitten” with Sean Penn, who is 50. Obviously Penn is a jackass but I hope I can still nail girls half my age when I’m 50. And that my wife won’t be... READ MORE

BRADLEY COOPER – was NOT one of the cast members who complained about Mel Gibson and got him kicked off ‘Hangover 2’, and only E! is giving credit/blame to anyone but Zach Galifianakis (they say it was Warner Brothers... READ MORE

According to Sean Penn, Sean Penn has lived in Haiti since their devastating earthquake, and he’s been kicking ass every single day. Those fatcats in DC better run when they see Sean Penn coming, because he’s tired of the... READ MORE

Sean Penn has an inspirational interview in the current issue of Vanity Fair in which he begrudgingly opens up about his charity work in Haiti, where he’s lived for the past 5 months. It’s inspirational because it proves you... READ MORE

The July Vanity Fair has a amazing article about the great Sean Penn, and if you don’t have time to read it, here’s a summary: Sean Penn is the greatest man who ever lived, according to Sean Penn, but... READ MORE

And this is why California is, without question, the worst place on earth. Because it’s overrun by clueless pussies to scared or star struck to keep order. You may think the pictures below show an angry prick in a... READ MORE

Sean Penn has done tons of interviews lately to let people know that he doesn’t want attention for his charity work in Haiti, and to his credit he mostly talks about himself as part of a team. The only... READ MORE

Sean Penn is throwing another hissy fit today because he pouts like a little girl if everyone doesn’t kiss his ass 24 hours a day. The new temper tantrum is about his heroic efforts in Haiti. He says he... READ MORE

After Hurricane Katrina turned New Orleans into Atlantis on August 29th of 2005, Sean Penn and his red cup arrived to save the day. And by “after”, I mean on September 4th, when the water had gone done and... READ MORE