September 13, 2011 |
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Christine Hendricks attended the premiere of “I Don’t Know How She Does It” in New York last night, which means everyone else became nothing but scale to gauge the size of her tits. This sounds like a delightful movie...
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August 30, 2011 |
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Sarah Jessica Parker and her veiny arms were out in New York this weekend, and the only way I can explain her career as a movie star is the same reason the Twilight books are so popular. Because women...
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May 10, 2011 |
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Sarah Jessica Parker went to a party last night for the Robin Hood Foundation, a charity whose goal is to end poverty. Because she’s very concerned. She cares a lot. But before that she put on some fist-sized diamond...
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April 21, 2010 |
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Sarah Jessica Parker is 45-years-old, but she looks better than ever! Of course that bar is pretty low because she’s alarmingly ugly and always has been. It would be like saying a turkey looks better than ever. Or a...
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September 10, 2009 |
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Sarah Jessica Parker filmed more 80’s flashback scenes for the ‘Sex and the City’ sequel yesterday (just like Kim Cattrall the day before), despite the fact that she looks 95 years old, I don’t give a fuck how many...
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August 21, 2009 |
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Movies like “Twilight” and “Sex and the City” are popular for the same reason: fat and unattractive girls like stories where a plain or even ugly girl is fawned over by sexy hunks. It makes them think that they...
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June 23, 2009 |
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“Double the congratulations are in order for Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick, as news station WTRF reports that the couples’ twins via surrogate arrived last night at the East Ohio Regional Hospital in Martins Ferry, Ohio. The station...
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April 20, 2009 |
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The things you always hear about these two are that she’s a complete bitch and he’s gay. And if you imagine yourself as either one of them, is it really surprising? If you were him would you rather take...
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January 7, 2009 |
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Everyone in the media agrees that Sarah Jessica Parker is gorgeous and amazing, but keep in mind that everyone in the media is either a girl or gay guy or a gay guy still in the closet. Point being,...
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May 28, 2008 |
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Last night was the New York premier of this summers hottest movie, "Sex and the City". After all this Indian Joe and Iron Man nonsense, it will be nice to finally see something based in reality. In this case,...
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