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Rob Kardashian Arm Looks Wicked in Shape

September 8, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Kardashians are hailing the return of their lone male member with a male member Rob Kardashian and how amazing his left arm looks after almost a year away at angry fat camp where social media is strictly verboten.... READ MORE

Rob Kardashian Death to Be An E! Ratings Bonanza

June 19, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Every male member of the Kardashian family deals with the stress of being emasculated by the coven of shrill she-demons in their own self-destructive manner. Lamar Odom holed up in a motel smoking crack with Vietnamese twinks. Bruce Jenner chose to... READ MORE

Rob Kardashian Hanging By A Thread

April 7, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Rob Kardashian is either a fat recluse who needs help or a normal guy who appears this way compared to the rest of his family. Kris Jenner spoke about his condition on a recent episode of Keeping Up With... READ MORE

Rob Kardashian Downgraded to Mental

March 27, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you were wondering what the Kardashian mafia intends to do to Rob Kardashian following another round of his going against the family, I believe we have our answer. They’re going to have him committed. Operation Squelch the Rat... READ MORE

Rob Kardashian Deconstructed

March 24, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Kardashian whore machine is floating a few trial balloons as reasons why Rob Kardashian referred to his sister Kim on Twitter as a lying manipulative murderous bitch. According to sources that are almost certainly Kris Jenner’s media team, Rob... READ MORE

Rob Kardashian On the Run And Shit Around The Web

March 23, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Rob Kardashian called his sister Kim out for being a sociopathic murderer. Either he’s right or he’s wrong. Either way, he’s dead. Read all about Rob getting Gone Girled. (TMZ) Start your week off right, with girls with giant... READ MORE

Rob Kardashian In A Twist

March 23, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Rob Kardashian posted a photo of the evil manipulative chick from Gone Girl along with the caption “This is my sister Kim, the bitch from Gone Girl.” Curiously, Rob’s Instagram page consists solely of this photo because he either has... READ MORE

Kardashians Lack Creative Fiber

January 9, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Rob Kardashian forgot his phone and his two thieving whore sisters used it to take selfies and posted them to his Instagram account as a prank. Except this isn’t real. Only half abandoned dropouts who were teething during The Love... READ MORE

Adrienne Bailon Wants Rob Kardashian Off Her Ass

July 21, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

A pendant would make more sense. Or a homemade coupon book for blow jobs. Trust me when I say he’ll appreciate that more than a tattoo. Adrienne Bailon’s forecasting skills weren’t so hot six years ago when she got... READ MORE

Kris Jenner Drops Fat Rob from The Family Collage

July 8, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kris Jenner runs her ship like Michael Corleone. You go against the family and you’re out the 4th of July red white and blue family collage. It’s a fate worse than Fredo. His was a merciful death. Fat Rob... READ MORE

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