It's clear that Rob Kardashian remains legitimately steaming mad at Blac Chyna for the pleasure of having cuckolded him, birthed his anchor baby, and used him like a sad strip club novice. Add to that zero sense of humility... READ MORE

If turning your kids into an army of factory reject Bratz Dolls - with the exception of one spherical psychopath with an affinity for A-list sex worker Blac Chyna - isn't child abuse, the laws need a tune-up. The... READ MORE

Department of Children and Family Services fucks up any number of cases, but to give them credit, they don't back down from digging into rich and famous people's potentially abused kiddy shit.

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Dumb rich and shameless is no way to go through life. Super Fat Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna coupled long enough to produce a baby girl because off-Interstate strip clubs will still need dancers in the 2030's. 

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It's hard to watch a man slowly eat himself to death. Ironically, I've seen several slowly drink themselves to death and it almost seems natural.

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The story of Rob Kardashian is a tale so unbearably emasculating, every man can feel a little kick in the balls. You don't have to like the guy, you shouldn't, but pour some Axe Body spray out for a... READ MORE

People magazine reports that Still Fat Rob Kardashian is diabetic and depressed and too dangerous to be left alone with his hooker baby. In contrast, Us Weekly reports that Kardashian is feeling fantastic, committed to healthy living, and coos... READ MORE

Every male in the Kardashian orbit chooses the form of his own destructor. Lamar Odom went with crack whores, Kanye with psych meds, and Bruce got tits and started sucking cock on a camper. Dead Bob kicked it off... READ MORE

Rob Kardashian could not best be described as a publicity whore. Almost the opposite, a fat recluse who can't have any male friends come around because they will most certainly fuck all of his sisters while he sits alone... READ MORE

Blac Chyna's Instagram account may or may not have actually been hacked, with details being posted about how she's a sketchy whore, which everyone including her husband Rob Kardashian clearly already knows. That's the entirety of her image. READ MORE