Ray Rice has stopped drinking hard liquor after belting his lady unconscious. Rice reportedly still drinks, but just wine, like men of God and the homeless. It’s sacrifices like that which make this country great. If you get caught on... READ MORE

If you’re a public figure and you have something to say about Ray Rice other than ‘that motherfucker should hang, peace out’, you ought shut the fuck up if you want to keep your job. Ted Robinson, the radio... READ MORE

I can appreciate a woman who stands by her man. At least when she’s not unconscious with an elevator door banging on her cranium so she can do so. Janay Rice came out this morning on Instagram and scolded America... READ MORE

Ray Rice suspended indefinitely and cut from the Ravens. Fuck, things move fast in the world of NFL knee jerk responses to media pressure. Anybody who imagines the NFL as an office full of jocks drinking brews and having... READ MORE

Former fatty Seth Rogen called the NFL on their shit by pointing out that they have harsher punishments for smoking weed than for beating a woman like Ray Rice did. Shame on us, America. It took a Canadian pothead... READ MORE

UPDATE: Ravens cut Ray Rice after this video released today, even though nothing actually changed about the case. People like to think of themselves as more civilized than the next guy. I saw a mom whack her little unruly... READ MORE

The NFL suspended Ravens running back Ray Rice two games for knocking out his fiancee and dragging her by her hair. The pair have since married because when you can fell your lady with one punch, it’s like pulling... READ MORE

All those tried and true excuses of walking cluelessly into a wall or taking an accidental stumble down the stairs have been pretty much eliminated by the omnipresence of security cameras. Back in the day, a man could teach... READ MORE