Hailey Baldwin's metatarsal snaps every reckless evening she spends with Justin Bieber. It's a more virulent strain of chlamydia. Bieber keeps tossing Stephen Baldwin VIP concert tickets to keep him from connecting his daughter's STD stigmata to Leviticus. READ MORE

If you're parsing the fine line between 'hot' and 'willing' you have very little understanding of the Russian culture. Most notably, get the fuck out of Russia. There are no Refuseniks. Only unambitious people and the girls with scoliosis... READ MORE

There are certain signs you're never going to catch on in the social media age. Or just one sign. You're over twenty-five. In this dystopian Instagram age, you're dead as soon as you stop growing. Anatomically. Who shall sing... READ MORE

Somewhere on this chick's wall is a three year plan to completely take out Kate Upton. We're in year two. Upton exposed her vulnerable flank when she declared she didn't wish to be viewed as a sex object and... READ MORE

Calvin Klein's is under attack for exploiting rape culture porn memes to sell jeans and underwear. The Calvin Klein marketing obsession with underaged girls dates back to a young Brooke Shields suggesting double-entendres about her jeans and the men... READ MORE

Once you've decided to be young and famous and get the expensive kind of fake tits, a bra just seems tacky. Would a middle-aged divorce man cruise past nightclubs in his Porsche with a car cover draped over his... READ MORE

It's not a burden being the Instagram chick LeBron tried to meet up with behind his wife's back, it's a mark of unique distinction. Like being Miss America or a heterosexual female golfer. Social media model isn't a real... READ MORE

Lesbian gossip mills churn moist and reticent. Kristen Stewart was spotted hanging out with this Victoria's Secret model Stella Maxwell late night which has led people to speculate they were fucking. That's gender equality. If a dude were hanging... READ MORE

Tanya Burr is the YouTube and Instagram shit in England. Her fashion and lifestyle channels consume the attention of every single British chick not sporting an overbite and singing sad songs in a pub. Burr offers up gems of... READ MORE

Stina Sanders was rising in her modeling career until she agreed to perform a social experiment where she only posted untouched, no makeup, no tits photos to her Instagram account. Sort of like that social experiment where you step... READ MORE