French dudes won't quit inventing adorable ways to meet visiting American women. At least in the movies where Gerard Depardieu is a handsome teddy bear and not an obese trainable peeing in the aisle of a commercial aircraft. Some... READ MORE

Tianna Gregory is a fitness model with artificially accentuated curves whose risen to thee million Instagram followers and gaining. By standard rules of commercial exploitation, that means Gregory scores around three grand per sponsored post. She's not filling inventory... READ MORE

Courtney Stodden is pregnant, presumably by her much older on again off again child rapist and SAG healthcare benefits provider. Stodden points to numerous difficulties with being pregnant at this time. Her troubled marriage, her born again mom revealing... READ MORE

There may be something to all those celebrities lying about medical issues so they can use surrogates to birth their offspring. Breeding is the beautiful miracle of life, but a motherfucker on your abdominals. You can always spot the... READ MORE

Amanda Peet joined the cackling hens of The View to discuss her essay on Lena Dunham's feminist blog regarding her decision to never undergo knife or needle to maintain her looks. Through their cakes of makeup and Botox injected... READ MORE

The Secret is an ITV miniseries killing it on British television. The story is sourced on the early 90's murders of a couple of super horny married people who killed their spouses so they could be with each other.... READ MORE

Cannes doesn't officially begin until Victoria Silvstedt shows up to the Eden Roc looking for her next big score. It's like watching the crocodiles surface as the gnu return to the watering hole each Spring with their young. If... READ MORE

Mexican TV really is the best. It's like they polled one hundred undocumented workers outside Home Depot as to what they liked to watch when they get home in the evening. So you get twelve-year old girls in sexy... READ MORE

Susan Sarandon made a statement at the Cannes Film Festival by showing up on the red carpet dressed in a dude's tuxedo and flat shoes. Cannes has had a long tradition of enforcing a dress and heels only policy... READ MORE

When Trump speaks of the big door in the magnificent wall at the Southern border letting in all the good people, presumably he's speaking of chicks like Eiza Gonzalez. Quit being dodgy. Make it clear that the small fraction... READ MORE