With all the negative news in the U.S. job markets you might not notice the explosion of work in the online fitness model field. It's dominating both door to door magazine sales and indentured Asian nail technician gigs. There... READ MORE

They don't have a school for learning how to be a sublime sex toy. Though if they did, Kylie Jenner would've dropped out of it by now. The slightly sentient plastic cobbled Jenner has been told since very little... READ MORE

Akin to ripping open Wonka Bars to find the gold leaf ticket, pretty girls across the Western Hemisphere straighten out their finest frocks and polish their IUDs on the chance the next knock on the door might be Leonardo... READ MORE

The precise breadth of the market for women showing off in bikinis on social media remains undetermined. This chick is thirty-nine and relatively celebrity unknown but is making a strong play for aftermarket follows. The masses have accepted that... READ MORE

Everybody wants to know the name of the redhead LeAnn Rimes was kissing on the beach so they can put words to their masturbation. Some guys are vocal. Single children for instance. READ MORE

It's heartwarming when the whole disparate Madonna clan re-assemble for summer in New York. The various children from various father's and forlorn biological mothers around the planet. It's like a high school reunion where everybody there came out of,... READ MORE

Before social media even gave speaking truth to power an absolutely convoluted meaning, Kate Beckinsale was being called not skinny enough by Michael Bay during casting for Pearl Harbor. That shitty movie lasted longer than the actual sinister Japanese... READ MORE

Who came up with the ground rule that a chick can't show her tits on camera, but grabbing the shit out of her implants provides sexually graphic cover. Your snatch is visible. Let's cover that up with a water... READ MORE

Here's a good way to fuck up a boy. Divorce his dad, make another son with another full-time touring musician, ditch that guy too, and raise your son as a single mom sharing his private moments on Chelsea Handler's... READ MORE

Gwen Stefani felt compelled to create a third solo album speaking to her messy divorce and new found love. It's tantamount to speaking with her on the phone for ninety minutes about her relationship issues. That's the dream. READ MORE