According to Maxim, this social media bikini star had the perfect comeback for Twitter trolls. Which means Maxim is now paying Yahoo bloggers a couple bucks to pen male apologist clickbait. Maxim sold in its heyday for $250 million.... READ MORE

Get out them titties. That's something akin to a pneumonic I invented to remind women struggling to succeed in the social media self-published modeling industry. You could change the lighting in your bathroom to be less Elmstreet, but nothing... READ MORE

You can stew over the fact that a couple uneducated teens have lapped you in capitalism, or you can contrive a real estate scam to swindle it all from them. READ MORE

Alessandra Ambrosio has started her young daughter in with yoga classes. You can force them to skip meals, but there's no way to ensure they become lucrative models if they're not committed to living in Lululemon stretch pants by... READ MORE

Ashley Graham continues to model swimsuits because gorgeous overweight women with huge tits experience summer just the same as their more physically fit peers. In the right light, Graham only looks mostly chubby. I'd sell the lighting package with... READ MORE

There are two reasons for a woman to show her bare vagina just off Rodeo Drive. She's crowning with Jude Law's baby or she's selling bottled water. This is the Cybergirl model who's dating Rod Stewart's lounge-about son. Nobody... READ MORE

Dame Helen Mirren effusively praised groundbreaking female entertainers of the past thirty years who have given the middle finger to authority. She noted Pretenders front woman Chrissie Hynde, Joan Jett, Bonnie Raitt, and Pussy Riot as invaluable members of... READ MORE

This German model speaks five languages fluently. Which is not nearly as helpful as learning the interrogative "more vagina?" in twenty. READ MORE

It's hard to know when it's time to step aside as a celebrity fitness instructor. Like ball players or meth addicts. It's depressing to think of what comes next. Forty is the new thirty which is still five years... READ MORE

Italian reality TV dance shows seem better than the ones you're forced to sample in the U.S. to get payback sex. The American version features trained ballroom dancers, meaning women with fit bodies but faces that led their parents... READ MORE