According to some decidedly amateur research, this Victoria's Secret model is working more than any of her fellow thong servants. There are no straight men working in the lingerie empire which leads to a far less obvious reason for... READ MORE

Soccer is the beautiful game. Insomuch as the sport is boring as shit but you get the hottest tail. Professional hockey players do remarkably well with model quality pussy. Baseball players the worst. Football players could do well but... READ MORE

Claire Danes looks nuts on Homeland. She looks nuts jogging. She's probably super stable. Or fucking nuts. You wouldn't know which until you come to in a tangle of harpsichord strings with your eyes burning from Febreze Mediterranean Lavender.... READ MORE

Keri Russell is a private woman who privately started fucking her co-star Matthew Rhys on The Americans a couple years ago. That meant she had to give up her husband. He was a carpenter. Like Jesus if Jesus didn't... READ MORE

However you label this new career option of posting tits and ass pics to social media, Sara Jean Underwood does it better than anybody else. The Kardashians have more followers, but no sane man would fuck them. Whatever creepy... READ MORE

MTV renewed an eighth season of Nick Cannon's Wild 'N Out series because Mariah Carey made them in exchange for first rights to the kids for photo ops at the holidays. Nick Cannon describes his show as a no-holds-barred... READ MORE

Yolanda Foster dropped the Foster last name after her latest husband divorced her citing her insatiable need for publicity. She went back to Hadid even though that real estate mogul is no longer her husband either. Hadid has titled... READ MORE

If there's a checklist for modern day chick celebrity with no appreciable talent, it's reality show credits, revealing social media pictures, and a bikini swimwear or signature cosmetics line that can't possibly be making any money. The business plan... READ MORE

Jessica Alba's Honest Company has taken a hit of late from various lawsuits and negative press reports related to producing their all-natural products in the late Union Carbide pesticide factory in Bhopal. A strategic error perhaps but the rents... READ MORE

Kate Upton has been in hiding the past six months because she got chubbier and with her wedding and associated press coming up she didn't want to be seen until she kicked the Walmart shopping grandma arms. He trainer... READ MORE