Sarah Paulson will forever be known as the lesbian actress going down on her 73-year old actress girlfriend. It's like making a last second shot in the big game. Or missing. Nobody's ever going to say, hey, aren't you... READ MORE

This model is famous because she was once spotted eating food on the set of shoot. It's like seeing LeBron called for shoving off a defender. You recall the one time in your life you saw it happen. Osorio... READ MORE

Alessandra Ambrosio took her daughter out of the school she may or may not attend to bring her along on a European modeling jaunt. It's take you daughter to work day and your work is allowing hyperactive gay men... READ MORE

If you're tall and skinny and don't have an opinion either way about sweatshops in Myanmar, there's a sixty percent chance you've been signed by Victoria's Secret. The plus-sized model craze seems to be crazing slower than projected by... READ MORE

Sophie Simmons has the PERFECT response to body-shamers. I'm happy with the way I look. So fucking PERFECT. Gene Simmons' daughter just wants to show off her tits without all the comments. And not all of them complimentary. If... READ MORE

Jesse Williams who stars on Grey's Anatomy meaning that your wife or girlfriend knows who he is but you assumed he was a forward for the Pelicans, made a pointed speech about racism during his BET trophy acceptance for... READ MORE

There's a direct line between an actress coming out as gay and the time in which she'll appear onscreen topless for the first time in rape and incest scenes in a low budget film. Ellen Page's line just hit. READ MORE

You can never go wrong choosing political positions the opposite to heavy set college girls marching in the street. They're obviously not marching enough. Voting gaps aren't as simple as crotchety old men versus vibrant muffin top millennials. It's... READ MORE

The best of modern American literature can be found in the blogs of young women wishing to be more sought after professional models. The word "plucky" comes to mind. If you discount the ripe subtext of desperation. It's like... READ MORE

Wimbledon seems important in those moments you forget it's a British tennis tournament. Cute. Nobody from Latvia is buying tickets now that you left them paying for Greece's unfunded DMV worker pensions. Nike designed a tennis dress for their... READ MORE