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That Time Heidi Klum’s Former Fuck Toy Saved Chris Cornell’s Life

July 8, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Chris Cornell has a crazy chick fan who thinks she's supposed to bear his sacred babies and likes to send threatening letters to his wife and show up to his events. Jessica Robbins had a court ordered ankle bracelet... READ MORE

Laeticia Hallyday Topless Trophy Wife

July 7, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

As your turn seventy-three and look to your wife and she's a forty-year old stunning looking topless woman in the pool with perfect tits, take a deep breath and realize your life was a grand success. Johnny Hallyday is... READ MORE

Bella Hadid Does Shit In Her Calvins

July 7, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Calvin Klein brand is hoping to merge the world of underwear shopping with dramatic narrative storytelling. Calvin Klein himself is just hoping to merge into young men in briefs in the finished attic of his Hampton's home. The... READ MORE

Courtney Stodden Is Your Idiot Test (VIDEO)

July 7, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The U.S. Presidency ages a man at many times normal years. Nothing compared to being a reality TV fame whore. Courtney Stodden is running a reverse Ben Button. She's twenty-one. She looks like a Russian gulag forty-five. READ MORE

Sylvie Meis in A Bikini

July 7, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It's off putting when men are baby crazy. It's usually associated with very high ego professional athletes intentionally spawning to ensure a massive brood and future bankruptcy claims. This Dutch lingerie model's soccer husband ditched her after she got... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Pick of the Litter

July 6, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Magazines overly concerned with whom Justin Bieber is currently extending his tiny romantic appendage believe young model Alexandra Rodriquez might be the one. First, she owns that same underaged appearance as Selena Gomez. A midget never forgets his first... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Poses For Uncle Terry

July 6, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Kim Kardashian and Terry Richardson alliance pits together two bigs in the fornication magic business. Kardashian is firmly in the camp of Richardson photo subjects who support him against allegations of improper behavior with models. Though in the... READ MORE

I’m Ariel Winter and This Is My Ass

July 6, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The fact that you can get away with being both an anti-body shaming feminist advocate and an attention whore showing off your ass on social media is why the Internet is the Wonka Factory for masturbating age and above.... READ MORE

Rihanna Sex in Sweden (VIDEO)

July 5, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Rihanna's concert performance involves a suspended glass walkway she crawls back and forth across in ass-less chaps over the crowd. Your basic strip show main stage with higher production cost. At various ports of call, Drake shows up to... READ MORE

What’s the Opposite of a Sausage Party? (Hint: Taylor Swift Loves Girls)

July 5, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Taylor Swift only had the most awesome Fourth of July party ever because it didn't include stupid boys. Boys will say anything to try to put their diddle sticks inside your special flowers. It's just heartbreak. Girl power to... READ MORE

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