Remember when we all laughed when Ariel Winter staked the moral high-ground defending Kim Kardashian as a body-positive third wave feminist? The fourth wave has to be total whores READ MORE

Because the world needs more AARP members in rock and roll cover bands, Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry, Alice Cooper, and Johnny Depp sans lesbian wife formed The Hollywood Vampires to go on national tour in search of decent cocaine.... READ MORE

If you ever had a hint of being rich, sell women's clothing. It's the biggest legal market out there not involving digging deep into the earth's mantle. Unless you've got a big fucking shovel, sell pants to chicks. READ MORE

Fergie got huge new cans. They're fairly spectacular. Like Clemens or Bonds ass injection marks at forty-one, assume Fergie just added three to four more big money years to her career. Worth noting, Clemens and Bonds were talented before... READ MORE

Good times come and good times go. One minute you're a movie star with unlimited access to designer wardrobe, the next your behind a tree trying on previously worn garments at a random yard sale. READ MORE

Basic cable reality show fame skews your view of your place in the world. That's how you end up swearing at a doorman in Hollywood where the Jenner girls and Taylor Swift hang out late night. The Nice Guy... READ MORE

There are pluses and minuses to being seventy with a still attractive forty-something wife and three attractive teen daughters. Cialis and a chick in your bed who still looks good naked is a big something. But older guy muscle... READ MORE

Every model who's done her time on the DiCaprio line charts a different path upon release. Some get a taste of the sweet life and simply can't go back. Toni Garnn dabbled in independence before realizing paying rent is... READ MORE

Kate Hudson fired off a hot picture of her ass with the advanced admission that it had been airbrushed. Hudson's morally inconsistent fans praised her integrity which is a weird thing to do when somebody intentionally posts fake pictures.... READ MORE

The upside of being a multi-millionaire is you can get as fat as you want. The downside is you have to go back to skipping meals when hooking a billionaire. The price you pay for climbing. READ MORE