InTouch Weekly has reported Kylie Jenner as pregnant around seven times. Either they don't know where abortions come from or they're just making up shit to sell copies. This is precisely the kind of sexist horror Jennifer Aniston bemoaned... READ MORE

This chick was Haley King. Then Hunter King. Now Hunter Haley King or that girl from soap operas with the enormous tubes. I didn't pay attention when Mellencamp started futzing with his name. This one might be worth paying... READ MORE

Need to run something by the Jezebel editorial board. Is this British model fat or plus-sized or just her own woman who shall live free of judgement in a Utopian land where no more than half the college coeds... READ MORE

Barebacking the house cleaner when the wife is out shopping can have a fairy tale ending. If it wasn't clear before, it's clear now, Joseph Baena is Arnold Schwarzenegger's son. Less clear is how Schwarzenegger's two legitimate sons feel... READ MORE

Kate Hudson has spent the past year traveling the world's celebrity hot spots in a bikini or less. In case you miss the constant tabloid stories raving about her amazing mom body, she has you covered on social media... READ MORE

Emma Roberts has Eric Roberts blood coursing through her veins. She's playing with borrowed time. That beat down she put on her boyfriend is a classic sign her close associates will choose to ignore when interviewed as to how... READ MORE

Sex with the same partner over and over again is pretty fucking boring. That's why no man conducted himself thusly for the first 99.9% of human history. Monogamy cries out to invent shit like leather straps and ball gags... READ MORE

If mothers could set aside straight-faced 'you can be an engineer' chats with their teen daughters and teach them how to secure their bikini tops after sunbathing on their stomaches, they'd be imparting a far more practical life skill.... READ MORE

According to the thoughts of most all men, Victoria's Secret chicks are finger banging the shit out of each other in their pink kimonos backstage. Though Stella Maxwell is the only Victoria's Secret model who openly favors other women.... READ MORE

It's hard to measure the precise moment at which you begrudgingly accept every struggling soul as worthy of some praise. Search for that spirit crushing feeling after you bed down the girl at college you felt sorry for during... READ MORE