August 1, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Lindsay Lohan bolted for Sardinia on the heels of blowing up wasted at her Russian boyfriend and declaring herself pregnant. She's been chain smoking cigarettes on the beach which either means she's lying about that pregnancy part, or she's...
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August 1, 2016 |
Uncategorized |
Lex Jurgen|
Lea Michele honored the third anniversary of driving Dead Cory Monteith to his death by flashing her bare body in Women's Health magazine with a tattoo of his Glee character name 'Finn' on the side of her ass. It's...
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August 1, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Since going lesbian, Ellen Page can't stop taking off her top off in indie films. Not really a choice, it's Hollywood lesbian code. Oversized flannels by day. Topless tender girl on girl love making slash sex against her will...
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July 30, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
It's dicey to call a wardrobe malfunction on a porn star. Those benevolent craftspeople who conduct their business on the couches of rented homes in the San Fernando Valley have made a concerted to be more visible in the...
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July 29, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Every Kardashian girl eventually comes to grips with the immortal question: how can I make a shit ton of money off of my tits?
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July 29, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
JoJo is officially back. The ten percent of people who remember her were concerned. The now 25 year old former 13 year old "next Britney Spears" is releasing new music so it seemed like the right time to mention...
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July 29, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Dudes who trek twenty miles across barren desert to enter the U.S. know you keep your skin covered in the midday sun. Valets don't get a lot in this world. A peek at Kelly Rohrbach's sunburnt ass might be...
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July 28, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
There comes that moment as a parent when you need to look your kid over and be honest with yourself about their potential. Not everybody's going to invent a social media app. That's when you get down to lining...
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July 28, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Sara Jean Underwood used to be a staple at Comic-Con. Now she's busy printing money at home. In-person nerd runs are fraught with horrible body odor aromas and grabby virgins. Underwood now homages comics and cosplay from the natural...
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July 28, 2016 |
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matt-ralston|
Lindsay Lohan is saying she is pregnant but most likely lying to get attention the way crazy cunts are wont to do. She's still chain smoking so there's that. Also she is most likely barren and has ceased menstruating...
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