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Lindsay Lohan Smoking for Two Now

August 1, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan bolted for Sardinia on the heels of blowing up wasted at her Russian boyfriend and declaring herself pregnant. She's been chain smoking cigarettes on the beach which either means she's lying about that pregnancy part, or she's... READ MORE

Lea Michele Nude Body Honoring the Fallen

August 1, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lea Michele honored the third anniversary of driving Dead Cory Monteith to his death by flashing her bare body in Women's Health magazine with a tattoo of his Glee character name 'Finn' on the side of her ass. It's... READ MORE

Ellen Page Topless In New Movie ‘Tallulah’

August 1, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Since going lesbian, Ellen Page can't stop taking off her top off in indie films. Not really a choice, it's Hollywood lesbian code. Oversized flannels by day. Topless tender girl on girl love making slash sex against her will... READ MORE

Adult Star Kate England Nip Slip On Complete Accident

July 30, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It's dicey to call a wardrobe malfunction on a porn star. Those benevolent craftspeople who conduct their business on the couches of rented homes in the San Fernando Valley have made a concerted to be more visible in the... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner Upselling Nips

July 29, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Every Kardashian girl eventually comes to grips with the immortal question: how can I make a shit ton of money off of my tits? READ MORE

JoJo Forced Emaciation

July 29, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

JoJo is officially back. The ten percent of people who remember her were concerned. The now 25 year old former 13 year old "next Britney Spears" is releasing new music so it seemed like the right time to mention... READ MORE

Kelly Rohrbach Burnt Ass Checked By Valet

July 29, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Dudes who trek twenty miles across barren desert to enter the U.S. know you keep your skin covered in the midday sun. Valets don't get a lot in this world. A peek at Kelly Rohrbach's sunburnt ass might be... READ MORE

Kim Zolciak And Teen Daughter Injected

July 28, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There comes that moment as a parent when you need to look your kid over and be honest with yourself about their potential. Not everybody's going to invent a social media app. That's when you get down to lining... READ MORE

Sara Jean Underwood Pokemon Cosplay

July 28, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sara Jean Underwood used to be a staple at Comic-Con. Now she's busy printing money at home. In-person nerd runs are fraught with horrible body odor aromas and grabby virgins. Underwood now homages comics and cosplay from the natural... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan Possibly Pregnant

July 28, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan is saying she is pregnant but most likely lying to get attention the way crazy cunts are wont to do. She's still chain smoking so there's that. Also she is most likely barren and has ceased menstruating... READ MORE

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