The mythological chick who can hang with the dudes exists in low-calorie beer commercials and 2000's Sandra Bullock movies. She can take a punch and a dick? Put a ring on it. Few celebrities seem to actually fit in this rare,... READ MORE

Bella Thorne is becoming the girl who cried dick, but the media doesn't seem excited to call her out on her bluff. The social media sensation could play a dumpster come to life in Beauty and the Beast while... READ MORE

Aging hipster Lena Dunham is further carrying out her master plan of being the most despised dough explosion on the planet by joining the next season of American Horror Story. Ryan Murphy's star-fucking saga has been marred by appearances by the... READ MORE

Sandra has been the "muse" of futbol in São Paulo before. So she is no stranger when it comes to playing with balls. 

The brutal frat house hazing ritual that is Hollywood stardom left Tara Reid a crumpled Skeletor searching wildly for approval. How many dicks until I matter? Botches surgeries, malnourishment, and ample sunshine have reduced the former fuckable actress to a... READ MORE

Scherzinger understands that playtime is important. I don't care if she steps foot inside a studio to record ever again. 

Bella Thorne's vagina is the take a penny leave a penny of the celebrity world. But the social media sensation and bucket of dicks made it clear on two morning show appearances that she never received Scott Disick. Too cramped in there. When... READ MORE

Emily Ratajkowski's big heaving milk bags continue to be the victims of marginalization in an unenlightened world. The modest supermodel opens up to Allure about the curse that is being sexualized for flashing your amazing tits twenty-four seven.

This weekend Kendall Jenner bravely shared her raggedy jet lagged body on Instagram in a shirt that's downright modest for the Jenndashian clan. Someone's on her way to church. We've already seen all that Jenner has to offer, but that... READ MORE

Amy Schumer's declaration of unbridled womanhood comes in the form of thirty fascinatingly distributed extra pounds visible in these new pictures from her jog in New York City. If sprinting to get in line for the newest Big Apple... READ MORE