Vogue declared this chick one of the top models of the 2000's. She entered the decade at nine years of age, so that's probably worth a Special Victims Unit investigation. READ MORE

Tracy Anderson is the tiny athletic trainer who dances Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow and other women you'd never want to take along on a road trip into tip top shape. She leads by example. That includes a healthy diet,... READ MORE

Courtney Stodden honored her miscarried fetus by shaving her head and taking leopard skin bikini selfies. READ MORE

Despising Gwyneth Paltrow makes it easy to forget how much her close friends adore her. They cite countless times she ordered them the perfect gift basket when loved ones passed. READ MORE

Tara Reid has that pre-seizure silhouette where you need to set aside your body shaming pledge and sign the papers for a routine of Guantanamo forced hummus enemas. READ MORE

Commitment to Excellence was what drove the Oakland Raiders success an eon or two ago when they could claim such. The Kardashian's unwavering commitment to tits and ass and the slow motion dribble of cum has taken them from... READ MORE

Heidi Klum and Nick Cannon went to the Drake concert together. Heidi wore a dress that showed off her braless tits. Nick Cannon wore a tank top and his grandmother's antebellum black hair wrap. READ MORE

For all the over-saturation of lesbians in contemporary media, there's no denying they're far less annoying to take on vacation. Tattoo covered Australian model and gender fluid cause celebre Ruby Rose took a jellyfish lash to the thorax dipping... READ MORE

In the old days, a tiny chick with small tits could never get her nude body in the door of glamour modeling. Upon finally making it naked onto the porn version of Playboy run outside of international law from... READ MORE

Change.org is the limp pale dick at the BBC party that is the Internet. If anybody tells you they signed a Change.org petition, look at them as if they just announced they stuck their finger up their ass to... READ MORE