Inventing a reason for groups of eighteen year old girls with big titties to show up at your place is some kind of voodoo magic. You got Florida college football frat house parties and the numerous Young Hollywood events... READ MORE

Kaley Cuoco dumped her professional tennis player husband because he wasn't playing any tennis, not anything bringing in cash. Every well-off chick eventually learns what every well-off guy knows more instinctively -- rent love. Buying is for suckers. READ MORE

If you've got a decent mug and less than three cracked teeth in British junior high, the local Patriots Fund disburses money for a tit job and a calendar to mark your first topless appearance in Page 3 of... READ MORE

It's going to take a shit ton of historical perspective to determine if letting our porn stars out in the daylight was a good idea or not. A thousand years from now it'll either be discussed as the birth... READ MORE

This chick clearly got fake tits, but nobody wants to talk about it. She's Disney so that wasn't supposed to happen. A glitch in the Matrix of some kind paid for by her parents. Now she's got huge honkers... READ MORE

Every star talks about going out on top. Few do. Jeter put a date certain on his time and left. Big Papi is going out one of the best hitters in the game. Also, ten muscles sizes bigger than... READ MORE

For all their shortcomings and shitty handball matches, Brazil excels at the production of vulcanized rubber, chicken parts, and attainable looking sixes with enormous fake asses. READ MORE

There's no rhyme or reason why the Big Brother TV show exists other than people who watch are of age or functionality unable to find the remote in the cushions. Even the people who produce Big Brother know it... READ MORE

Bella Hadid scored in her down low battle with her sister as to who guys with serious money want to fuck more by going topless first. Fake all that sorority shit you like, we know nobody is more hyper... READ MORE

Ariel Winter has taken to dressing like you wouldn't be allowed to in high school if you'd been allowed to go to high school. Home schooling is just another name for wild drunk chick at eighteen. READ MORE