The Chelsea Handler show on Netflix seems to be going well. She took her top off five episodes in, which is a certain sign Netflix had absolutely no problem with the disinterested viewership in the first four. READ MORE

Justice Brandeis noted that sunlight is the best disinfectant. He was referring to corporate deceit, less so gnarly prematurely aging tits. It came to mind when wondering how this chick didn't realize posing in the midday sun was not... READ MORE

The journey is more important than the destination. Something to repeat to yourself when you have no idea where the fuck you're headed. Maitland Ward posts revealing photos of herself daily to her social media accounts, which includes topless... READ MORE

This French chick has come to symbolize the loose immigration policies of this nation and the ill effects therein. The return of tuberculosis is second, but distant. READ MORE

After making a plea not to put her children into paparazzi photos, Kim Kardashian stripped down to a thong at Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis' digs in Mexico and paraded her daughter North West around in a matching... READ MORE

Leonardo DiCaprio fucks a lot of chicks. That doesn't mean he's not selective. Model. Great body. 20's. Those are a given. There's also a what's on the inside element he takes rather seriously. READ MORE

Beach volleyball chicks look amazing from thirty feet. You start moving in closer and they ditch the visors and glasses and you realize they're flat skinny chicks with abdominal stretch marks on their third to fourth stage of melanoma READ MORE

Kendall Jenner has a stalker. She probably has numerous stalkers, but only one so far who has her new home addresses and likes to hang out in her driveway and harass her when she arrives home. READ MORE

Those shots of Kate England and her porn star friends conducting yoga sessions in the park and visiting grocery stores to purchase Raisin Bran are merely a ruse. You can take the double anal penetrated actress out of porn,... READ MORE

Kourtney Kardashian pinched her camel toe into place, alerted the press as to her whereabouts, and marched her six year old son into his art class because all the AYSO and Little League spots were taken. READ MORE