Usain Bolt's sister claims that her brother's long time girlfriend is likely to stay with Usain despite his post Rio victory and partying and fucking at least one Brazilian chick. READ MORE

Alessandra Ambrosio returned from Rio to her Brentwood routine of grabbing coffee, yoga in something low cut, and speaking kindly of her children you never see her with. Ambrosio was one of many Victoria's Secret models tasked with hosting... READ MORE

Almost every single well-off white eighteen year old chick in this country is enrolled somewhere in college, real or fake. The remaining small percentage are left in Hollywood pretending to be lesbian. Somebody, probably Bella Thorne's publicist, asked Thorne... READ MORE

Amy Schumer strapped on her best girdle to appear, as Matt so eloquently puts it, "just the perfect amount of overweight", and promote her memoirs across the Late Night talk show circuit. READ MORE

Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin's daughter seems grounded for a celebrity kid. She's expressed a willingness to model and act, even though singing and spreading her music is her first love. Hamlin's already signed to a major modeling agency... READ MORE

Anybody who follows a losing sports team knows the terms the home broadcasters will use to give a sense of accomplishment to another failed season. There's always talk of building something special, hopeful signs for the future, and momentum.... READ MORE

When life gives you lemons, add some sodium lauryl sulfate and call it all-natural lemonade. Jessica Alba's Honest Company continues to be dogged by largely nuisance lawsuits because maybe her precious-for-baby household products contain a dash or two of... READ MORE

There's no particular reason to conduct dance rehearsals with bare tits and a sleeveless tee. That's why you're not triple booked into seven figure gigs through 2019. READ MORE

Justin Bieber's midget peen is boning a shit ton of young women. He was fucking Lionel Richie's seventeen year old daughter. But Bieber appeared in England over the weekend jetting around in helicopters with this chick with no bra... READ MORE

Evil dictators have been employing body doubles for centuries now to confuse would be assassins. Kim Kardashian hired a decoy to show off big tits in her bikinis and sunglasses and walk back and forth on her cellphone by... READ MORE