It's easy to see Kaepernick as a blowhard sports slacktivist. Until you read Kerri Walsh Jenning's post on Facebook as to why she's boycotting the AVP beach volleyball tour stop in Chicago. READ MORE

Money isn't the only thing in life, but when it is for you and you make ten million a year with no discernible skills, give yourself a pat on the back. Or braless front because as most men know,... READ MORE

Ever since Kate Upton went absent without pay to clean Verlander's cum off her shoulder, this chick stepped right into the void. Whoever you thought would never be replaced is only ever one step removed from never being heard... READ MORE

"What has she got that I don't have?" is the first misinformed step in a journey of disappointment for so many women. Men will commit themselves as far as an overpriced pair of sneakers believing there's little separating them... READ MORE

Experience along informs me that this chick is self-described as an actress, model, and dancer. She's also the twenty-something with the killer body Kate Beckinsale's husband Len Wiseman traded his wife in for. READ MORE

Whatever Brazilian models lack in terms of formal education, they make up for with instinct and loose leaf pamphlets they pass around discreetly to one another with tips on making it in America and Europe. It's like a Shawshank... READ MORE

Seventeen and a half seems very close to eighteen when you can start publicly discussing wanting to bang a manufacture teen pop with big knockers. Maybe you talk about wanting to spank her ass or something while you're waiting... READ MORE

The world of twits is in a lather because cameras captured Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pawing each other like two straight teenagers in the VMA audience Sunday night, but backstage caught on camera they were remote and distant... READ MORE

Miranda Kerr is fully naked. This is no way should be construed to mean her career isn't going well since she divorced both Orlando Bloom and Victoria's Secret, both for being kind of randy and bisexual. READ MORE

MTV hosts their meaningless award shows several times a year to garner publicity for their native reality show stars. The Jersey Shore, Teen Mom, Appalachian hillbillies, whoever is not quite dead yet from being exploited by their banal assembly... READ MORE