The GQ Awards took place in London. They invite a ton of hot models to show off their tits so everybody can pretend that reading a men's style magazine isn't akin to announcing you're the "Testes Health Inspector" in... READ MORE

There's something to be said for a woman who shows up at her husband's place of work showing off her tits in a see-through dress. That thing is, which one of you bastards is fucking my wife? Just kidding.... READ MORE

You can learn a lot from reading one single Cosmo article. Mostly how women get off on the inane details of the personal lives of celebrities in the same manner that men lose their sacred sperm to mom and... READ MORE

There's clearly now a cottage industry for aged out TV actresses appearing mostly naked on Snapchat. What Instagram tried to kill with Mark Zuckerberg's commitment to finding naked women super duper gross, the dude fucking Miranda Kerr has allowed... READ MORE

If you live long enough you will see everything. Congratulations, you have lived long enough to want to fuck Rocky's daughter. She's turned eighteen recently, so you can say scream it from the rooftops. Finishing on the pedestrians below... READ MORE

Phoebe Price will attend any celebrity-related event without a guest list and where there are likely to be cameras. She's been at this game for so long you'd think there'd be some kind of teacher-parent conference explaining why it's... READ MORE

Nothing symbolizes the greatness of the American worker more than two chicks barely covering each other's tits on the beach in a bikini photo shoot. Though clearly non-union. That symbolizes something else. READ MORE

After ten years of being dogged about ass injections, Kim Kardashian has admitted to taking needles in her butt cheeks. Though she claims the injections are entirely a medical necessity to treat her psoriasis. Kardashian often refers to psoriasis... READ MORE

Pamela Anderson has joined forces with Shmuley Boteach, the effusive rabbi Michael Jackson enlisted to help him put a theological face on his child raping, to put the verboten on pornography. Not your traditional Christian ministry combo pack for... READ MORE

There is word now that the MTV VMA's demoted Britney Spears big MTV comeback performance at the Video Music Awards to occur after Beyonce's extended fire shooting experience because they viewed Spears as second tier. Rationale for her ranking... READ MORE