Fresh off breaking her engagement to a rich Russian boy she claims routinely assaulted her though she never filed charges and her own online media posts make her look like the aggressor, Lindsay Lohan found a new love of... READ MORE

Still Fat Rob Kardashian and his pregnant stripper girlfriend are putting on a reality show where producers ran out of ideas before the show even premiered. "What the fuck is left to make these two yucks do?" had to... READ MORE

Not many people's lives are set at fifteen. Bombed out Syrian refugees and celebrity daughter models do grow up fast. Cindy Crawford's daughter, Kaia Gerber, was named the Breakout Model of the Year at some posh New York Fashion... READ MORE

Nobody spoke up when Rihanna grabbed her own tit or a cigarillo for Terry Richardson. The baby is another matter. Where'd the baby come from, Uncle Terry? Speak now or gargle out the answer from the unfriendly end of... READ MORE

The benefits of women wearing no underwear in public have been well documented in numerous gynecological peer review articles and Penthouse Forum letters through the years. Officially, Kimberley Garner sells bikinis. Similar to how the Corelones imported olive oil. READ MORE

Bella Thorne has joined the growing list of Hollywood female celebrities who phone the media as to when they will be out without makeup on. The group is made up entirely of naturally attractive women who spend a ton... READ MORE

Kourtney Kardashian continued her Corsica vacation with her mom and her mom's paid younger black boyfriend and her three bastard children and between six and nine servant people. Kardashian eased into a bikini on the off chance that the... READ MORE

The first openly gay Miss America pageant contestant is hoping to make big strides this coming weekend during the pageant. First off, just imagine all the vulnerable half-naked young women you can fuck. That used to be the sole... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner officially declared her sister Kylie's new blond hair as "sick". It's like a nod from Dumbledore at Hogwart's that you're doing alright by the magic school. It's weird to see these teens out on the town in... READ MORE

Now that the Rio Olympics are but a distant memory, Brazilians can get back to doing what they do best. Selecting the more attractive among their young womenfolk to flee to foreign nations and get naked for guys with... READ MORE