This Thursday Tara Reid took to the red carpet to slam last week's h8ers (re: me) in a revealing see-through gold dress complete with bologna pasties and a thong. What exactly is revealed? Boobs that are breathtakingly asymmetrical by about four... READ MORE

Some of life's most important lessons can only be learned through firsthand experience. If you look at Amy Schumer's tit, your retinas will explode. If you stand in front of a moving car, you will get run over. The latter is especially difficult... READ MORE

When audiences heard that world's oldest starlet Goldie Hawn and rogue Miss Piggy parade float Amy Schumer were teaming up for a terrible movie, they knew they were about to witness Hollywood magic. Now that the film has grossed three... READ MORE

Now that the drama of not wowing more audiences with shitty autotuned music has settled, all eyes are back on Carl Lentz, and Bieber's new faith in Christ cults. Lentz leads the Hillsong Church - a group that has all the buzzwords of the... READ MORE

Nothing truly says I haven't accomplished anything like dating subpar singing stars on YouTube looking for a come up.

The modern-day working girl is known for seamlessly juggling the responsibilities of motherhood with being a whore, all while managing to look like a man. How does she do it? Abraham's highly contagious strain of fame is contingent on two things: Her... READ MORE

Sharon Stone's fuckability in her new Instagram pictures is still up in the air. The fifty-nine-year-old actress assumes her working girl position in a bikini while on a boat in Montana. The region's diverse fauna never ceases to amaze... READ MORE

Julianne Hough The Fuck Cares is an inspiration to all stage four nobodies out there looking to make a name for themselves. Hough has thrown everything at the wall, besides porn, to see what sticks. Turns out it's her fuckable... READ MORE

Walking Snapchat filter Vanessa Hudgens sports the toe of a camel in yoga pants during a coffee run in Los Angeles. The caffeine fix is the preferred method of casual wear showmanship for Hollywood celebrities. The walk to and from the car... READ MORE

Joanna Krupa is no stranger to attention. Her only discernible talent is looking great in a bikini.