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Patrice Brown Too Sexy For Fourth Grade, If You’re Sexist

September 15, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Social media circulating photos of Atlanta fourth grade teacher Patrice "Tricey" Brown has re-ignited the age old debate of whether it's okay to have elementary school teachers who every single dad and the one straight male teacher at school... READ MORE

Ana Braga Anatomy Lessons for the Kids

September 15, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Every city has women gravely seeking attention. Los Angeles has an entire semi-professional class of these ladies. It's an entirely new census class of people living in the shadows of society. READ MORE

Nicole Scherzinger in A Bikini

September 15, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nicole Scherzinger understands the boyfriend game. She moves among and between successful professional athletes in non-contact sports. READ MORE

Erika Jordan Seems Charitable

September 14, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It's unclear how many panda bears Erika Jordan was able to save by dressing up like the Chinese zoo keeper who's job it is to stimulate the male pandas into fornication with the ladies, but zero seems like a... READ MORE

Kourtney Kardashian Making Babies in the Shadows

September 14, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If celebrity women have taught us anything, it's that being a wealthy single mother is tough. Whose going to carry all the kids' sunscreen and SPF protective swimwear to the beach with no dad around? Guatemalan helpers only count... READ MORE

Tim Gunn Don’t Want No Ratajkowski Titties

September 14, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Fashion maven Tim Gunn expressed his outrage over a dress worn by Emily Ratajkowski to a Harper's Bazaar event. Ratajkowski had the temerity to show off her big sweet titties during New York Fashion Week, the Yom Kippur for... READ MORE

Elizabeth Hurley in A Bikini

September 13, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It's not clear what you're supposed to say when a fifty-one year old woman self-publishes bikini snapshots of her amazing plastic surgery work. The rote "you look incredible for your age" seems to slight a long list of medical... READ MORE

Stella Maxwell Cleaning Up

September 13, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

How to be the bomb in the fashion industry. Long legs, blond, skinny, Irish, lesbian. Haute couture is an artificial construct of silly people doing silly things for silly money. Cunning people make mincemeat of these commercial sectors. READ MORE

Kim Zolciak Finishing Touches on The Daughter Project

September 13, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The circle is now complete. Kim Zolciak famous for making babies with lots of men, the most recent of whom was just cut from the Buffalo Bills so, there will be a next one, has turned her older daughter... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner And Tyga Off to Fuck

September 13, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kylie Jenner and her broke-ass rapper boyfriend headed to their Airbnb apartment in New York to retreat from the hustle and bustle of Fashion Week and get down to the business of fucking. READ MORE

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