If anything you had to hope that lovable assaultive prankster Vitalii Sediuk took a crack at Serena Williams heading to her Fashion Week designer affair in Milan. READ MORE

It's all shits and giggles when discussing the ridiculous lives and mentalities of young celebrity models. But you can't touch. That's where the First Amendment ends. Or whatever they call it in Italy. Probably something that sounds profound but... READ MORE

Madison Beer's boyfriend Jack Gilinsky was arrested at LAX for shoplifting a sweatshirt. He claims it was all a misunderstanding, thereby being the least refreshing shoplifter ever. READ MORE

It's times like this it's good to remind yourself why you're no better than Brad Pitt when it comes to falling for crazy chicks with that horny twinkle in their eye and a near perfect 20-something body. READ MORE

Pregnancy is to be cherished. Both among your family and friends and a few million dudes whacking off to your bikini photos on social media. We've come a long way in reducing the stigma of pre and postpartum bellies... READ MORE

The basis of the argument that Serena Williams is a crazy attractive woman seems flimsy. It's often related to her professional accomplishments, her female tennis domination, or her commercial acumen. READ MORE

It's hard for a sister to get a job out there. Imagine the decline in the number of jobs for what is loosely and generously referred to as bikini model. The Rust Belt isn't the only labor subset depressed... READ MORE

Ninety seems right about the age when you could give a shit about a woman's looks and stare at the bare titties she's showing off through her dress. All other ages work equally as well. READ MORE

Anastasiya Scheglova is the last Russian left behind. Like the Hobbit not invited into Valinor. The ship's gone and your stuck in the former Soviet Union. How the fuck did that happen? READ MORE

Model Bella Hadid is known for her trademarked intense stare. It's unclear if you can actually trademark an intense stare or not. MMA fighters are going to be pissed if they have to change up their weigh-in ceremony looks... READ MORE