Many people noted that Britney Spear's performance at the iHeart Music Festival reminded them of the bygone days Britney Spears. She even wore the old school headset microphone to pretend she was singing words against the completely pre-recorded tracks.... READ MORE

Since leaving his leather pants ministry-ship and heterosexual marriage, Joe Simpson has spent the better part of his days hanging by pools and pretending to be a talent manager. It's unclear who he manages outside of one young model,... READ MORE

Amber Rose's new set of life-like wigs is something that ought pop up on the Impossible Missions Force radar. She can go anywhere, be anybody, and almost blend in if it weren't for that pancake syrup engorged ass and... READ MORE

Everybody knows when you're in an Italian production company's stripper-cops-thriller recorded on Betamax you take your paycheck, lower your head, and hope nobody notices you. When Eric Roberts is the big name in the film, you make sure you're... READ MORE

It's legal to walk topless in New York thanks to the leg work of so many pudgy feminists falling for an obvious ruse set up by men. And it was so easy. READ MORE

Orlando Bloom seems to lead a blessed life. He made one movie series anybody cares to remember. That got him to fuck Miranda Kerr in her prime. They split up and now he's pounding muffins with Katy Perry. Not... READ MORE

Ashley Graham is making a mint in this burgeoning industry of plus-sized models where she just happens to be the sole participant. Her jelly belly revolution hasn't quite expanded to the model universe as she had anticipated, or perhaps... READ MORE

The Olsen Twins used to be the anorexic rich crap signature merchandise designers you loved to hate while knowing nothing about them. Now you know something about them: they're dating and marrying much older wealthy well-known men. READ MORE

Somehow this photo cleared the Zuckerberg bare bottom negation algorithm, and thank God it did. Ariel Winter's work needs to be seen, her voice heard, her ass painted. READ MORE

The daughter from the marriage Johnny Depp broke off to be with Amber Heard seems to be doing well. Gaunt, pale, heroin chic. It's all you can ask for at seventeen. At least once you've tossed both school and... READ MORE