Brazilian models aren't any better looking than their industry counterparts. Some of them barely crack an eight. They just work a shit ton harder. You can't compare a girl raised in relative luxury or even celebrity with a chick... READ MORE

You reap what you sew. Johnny Depp's teen daughter who stares angrily at the sky when you mention the word "school" has been busting around the hot shopping spots with her older British male model boyfriend. His name is... READ MORE

The tattoos look decidedly fake. The hickey real. Sex before war. Bella Thorne celebrated what everybody has agreed to call her 19th birthday by mounting her boyfriend on Instagram and later wandering the streets showing off a hickey. READ MORE

The next time you smugly declare the life of a bikini model to be all sunshine and party drugs, remember the part about not eating. Most people get grumpy after half a day without a meal. Only the very... READ MORE

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? Stupid question, but semi-relevant to Maitland Ward making sure her nipples appear in most of her photoshoots where she... READ MORE

Gigi Hadid continues to have a weird looking face nobody will talk about because everybody's collecting too much cash. Sometimes the gorilla in the room only weighs a buck twenty and everybody's pretending a genetic spasm is a fresh... READ MORE

If you want to know the world's most in demand DJ, look no further than the intellectually underrated Paris Hilton. The devil-may-care blonde heiress and her structurally impossible pushed up B-cups have been touring big deal club parties from... READ MORE

Lots of big shit has gone done in the wake of Kim Kardashian's Pink Panther bandits / insurance fraud victimization in Paris. As a for instance, Kim hasn't posted to social media in almost several hours. READ MORE

It took me a while to remember who this chick was. The Jewish girl they let me on The Hills to avoid federal lawsuit. READ MORE

Premium cable shows have figured out the formula for success in an era of declining TV viewership. You hire people who can really act to play the important parts and you cast a bunch of random good looking people... READ MORE