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Lisa Opie Graduates Northward

October 17, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lisa Opie won a beauty pageant on one of the Caribbean islands where people go on package deals to fuck other people's wives. Opie is a more practical pageant contestant. If she's got stories on billionaires ogling her or... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan Struggling With Donald Trump’s Rude Comments from 2004

October 17, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The latest craze for women is to struggle with bad jokes made about them long ago by Donald Trump. In recently discovered Howard Stern tapes from 2004, discovered by way of Howard Stern's people pulling together clip compilations of... READ MORE

Charli XCX Topless Bathtime

October 17, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

British Pop Singer Charli XCX, distinguished by being a more attractive looking Miley Cyrus, took to Snapchat to run their rules on nudity they rarely enforce by snapping herself naked in the bathtub. READ MORE

Alexis Ren Next Gen Instagram Pimping

October 14, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Social media stardom is no longer a novelty. It's a business. Get in early. Alexis Ren started with bikini photos at fifteen. One of her barely covered mid-teen photos went viral and everybody politely pretended it wasn't millions of... READ MORE

Kaili Thorne in A Bikini

October 14, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It's not that pouring water on your tits is ever a bad idea, but there is the potential for a look of desperation. Bella Thorne's two older sisters continue to play the role of Vince and Dom Dimaggio. You... READ MORE

Melissa Lori Tinier Bikini

October 14, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Self-described "heavily published model" Melissa Lori continues her experiment of laying in a thong on Miami Beach to see what opportunity comes knocking. The food trucks are decent and at some point an ocean-soaked man with decent prospects may... READ MORE

King Cairo Is Super Fucked

October 13, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Giving a kid a majestic name is the standard setup for a gutter ball of a future. King Cairo, the boy child Tyga fucked into Blac Chyna because each misread the tea leaves on the other's financial prospects, now... READ MORE

Kim Zolciak’s Daughter Still Up for Bid

October 13, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kim Zolciak brought her daughter Brielle back to Los Angeles in search of opportunities. Two-for-one deals on blonde hair extensions and oversized Top Gun aviators means somebody's looking like twinsies. Mom wore bar code that if you scan with... READ MORE

Photoshopped Bikini Gwyneth Paltrow Admits She Used to Be an Asshole

October 12, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Gwyneth Paltrow conducted an interview and obviously manufactured bikini photoshoot with Samantha Bee for Harper's Bazaar where Paltrow comes clean on everything that means nothing and run through a perfection blender available for sale on Goop. READ MORE

Paris Jackson and Random Older Drummer Boyfriend Seem Happy

October 12, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Paris Jackson seems to be living the normal life of an eighteen year old with zero adult supervision and a famous dead child rapist dad. She's dating a 26-year old Southern rock drummer with Pantera tattoos she met in... READ MORE

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