Most problems in life can be solved simply by being beautiful and having stellar tits. Joanna Krupa's reputation suffered dearly with past accusations of hooking and having a pussy that smells like StarKist left out for the tabby. The... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian launched her new denim line for super impressionable big boned women at the Grove, along with her sister Kourtney and mom Kris Jenner under a blanket of new and improved security forces. READ MORE

Freedom's just another name for nothing left to lose. A Joplin line to consider when considering whether a bored and unemployed celebrity daughter with an allowance is bold for posing topless with her hand down her underpants or merely... READ MORE

It's hard to say what separates a chick who merely calls herself a model from one who makes six figures and speaks often of vegan diets while chain smoking cigarettes. READ MORE

Snapchat is the new go-to for accidental nudity of women you have to hope are legal. There's a reason Snapchat is growing past Twitter and Instagram and it's heavily based in the ability of young women to show off... READ MORE

Charlize Theron hasn't won many friends with her repeated social activist cries that hot women in cinema have trouble finding work. You can't even with among other hot women with that strategy. READ MORE

Little Mix is a tightly cast X-Factor group formed in order to give Simon Cowell a boner and earn themselves a recording contract. It worked. Much to the chagrin of less obviously comely girls with amazing voices waiting for... READ MORE

People not her substance abuse counselors who track Tallulah Willis are certain she's gone off and married her boyfriend of a couple months. He strums the guitar, so officially he does one thing more than his new wife. READ MORE

The line of succession of blond women with enormous bikini jugs in Hollywood is starting to settle. The behind the scenes Tudor era realpolitik largely unseen by the general audience content to splash one out to the winner. Kate... READ MORE

It's hard to pinpoint the moment at which a holiday for seven year old's in cute costumes asking for candy became a ballyhooed event for adults to play dress up and get sloppy drunk. You could do worse than... READ MORE