There's no such thing as bad publicity is not necessarily the complete code by which you want to live. It's more of a once in a while exception. Like liquor before beer. Something to remember when out for a... READ MORE

There's absolutely no reason for anybody over the age of eleven to be dressing up for Halloween. But who's going to tell a grown woman with big tits not to find something revealing at the lingerie store, get loaded... READ MORE

Bella Hadid and her slightly older sister Gigi are massively dominating the celebrity model daughter space. It's a big fucking space with a shit ton of money and famous pop singers and gay men with extremely nice nails. READ MORE

Now would be the time to notice that network television programming is for people over fifty or people with vaginas. Networks didn't move into reality TV programming merely because it was cheaper, though that was obvious. They also realized... READ MORE

Let's work under the assumption that when a woman is taking her own pictures for social media release and her nipples are showing, it was intentional. This isn't drunk teenagers accidentally snapping booby pictures that get everybody on the... READ MORE

With Kim Kardashian on psychological trauma lockdown, there's a power vacuum in the braless big fake tit Calabasas moms evening out space. The first to fill the void are her very sisters. Sharks can't ever be real friends. READ MORE

The second best looking woman at Maxim's Halloween party was Magic Johnson's son. In the right light, or absence thereof, Tara Reid was the best. Mark down the year in which your mediocre Halloween party list surpassed Maxim magazine's. READ MORE

There's a quiet dignity in being part of the hundred million women a year who breastfeed their babies without so much as a selfie or Instagram shoutout to woman power. At some point wealthy celebrity women having kids in... READ MORE

Lady Gaga is riding high on a positively reviewed new album, Joanne. Also, she lost weight so she can do the mostly naked thing in public again. She was formerly relying on the unsupported belief that fishnet deftly disguises... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner's crazy ass stalker was acquitted by a jury for jumping out of the bushes everywhere this chick goes because stalking charges are super hard to make stick. At least until there's a bloody corpse on the ground... READ MORE