Mariah Carey is serving up the best kind of revenge on her recent ex-fiancé. The kind where you pretend you're having a fling with your young male backup dancer. READ MORE

Heidi Klum's Halloween costume of five other Heidi Klum rode the fine line of narcissim, then jumped it. Each year Heidi Klum hosts a corporate sponsored Halloween party because she wisely doesn't do shit for free outside of fucking... READ MORE

Quite under the radar, Emmy Rossum has bared her tits in sex scenes in Shameless now every single season of the long running show. READ MORE

That not eating thing will sneak up on you eventually. Right about the time you're 5'5" and descend to your first grade body weight. Anbody's who ever watched a Lifetime movie knows you need baggy clothing to cover that... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner is never going to guess the number of jelly beans in the jar. But you could do worse than a dumb teenaged girlfriend who thinks she's all grown up because she owns lots of shit. READ MORE

We'd all go for socialism if it delivered on one super fucking hot Russian chick for everybody. That's apparently not how it works. You get the dumpy one who only washes her hair on Tuesdays to put less stress... READ MORE

One label you can't lay on Lady Gaga is lazy. She promotes the ever living shit out of her albums. READ MORE

Olivia Newton-John's now thirty year old daughter and occasional invite to Hollywood parties is speaking out to young women about body dysmorphia. Chloe Lattanzi manages not to mention her enormous fake breasts as part of the hindsight learning lesson: READ MORE

Inherited billionaire James Packer has dumped fiancee Mariah Carey for several reasons. Mostly he realized he could fuck way hotter chicks who are way less annoying, although he reportedly has a fetish for extremely bloated tits that look like... READ MORE

For every man out there who detests Gwyneth Paltrow and her non-reflective bit of self-perfection, there's an extremely well-dressed gay U.S. official out there to take her to swank affairs in Spain. READ MORE